(EXT: Differentiated Floating Platforms)
Samus Aran (smacking Ganondorf upside the head with a flower)
Suck it, bitch!
Link (shooting Mario with a machine gun again and again)
Die, Jetboy, die!
Princess Zelda (shivving Princess Toadstool)
Why you got to be so stupid, stupid?
Captain Falcon (waving a magic wand at Jigglypuff)
Pikachu (cutting Bowser in half with a light sabre)
I rule you.