Tiny-Ass Walkthroughs: Sim City

(INT: Office of Some Sort)

Dr. Wright

Here are the keys to the city. Your yearly budget is $10,000, and don't forget the casinos and zoos.

Player

Don't I know you from somewhere?

(INT: Over the City)

Stupid Caption

Industry requires a Harbor.

Player

Fuck you, industry!

{builds harbor on a 10-foot-wide lake for $3,000}

Player

{builds city where the only form of transportation is trolley, and there is only one trolley car. The economy is based entirely on income from casinos and zoos}

I wish I still had Civ II.

(INT: Office or Something)

Dr. Wright

Here, build another Police Headquarters for $100.

Player

How come these only cost $100 each? And how did we invent neon in 1901?

Dr. Wright

Uhh... Congratulations! You're now the capital! All the eyes of the world are on you!

Player

Shouldn't you be building robots or something?

Spinning Newspaper Headline

MAYOR OF ASSTOWN INDICTED IN GIANT FIRE-BREATHING TURTLE SCANDAL!

 
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