(EXT: Dark Alley)
I was in SOLDIER, you know. Really. I was.
I pity the fool who don't love the Planet!
Tifa and Aeris
My, Cloud, what a big sword you have!
You suck, human scum.
I'm silly... and evil!
I'm yet another scantily-clad teenage girl! Yay!
I was much cooler in Final Fantasy IV.
Wait, I think I'm in the wrong game. Which way to Castlevania?
Is that everybody? Alright, let's go save the world.