Tiny-Ass Walkthroughs: Dragon Warrior

(INT: a CASTLE somewhere)

Generic Fantasy King

Rescue the princess!

Player

No.

Generic Fantasy King

Rescue the princess!

Player

No.

Generic Fantasy King

Rescue the princess!

Player

No.

Generic Fantasy King

Rescue the princess!

Player

Oh, alright.

Generic Fantasy King

Good. Here's a torch.

(INT: a CAVE somewhere)

The player slays a dragon and rescues Generic Fantasy Princess.

Generic Fantasy Princess

Love me!

Player

No.

Generic Fantasy Princess

But thou must!

Love me!

Player

No.

Generic Fantasy Princess

But thou must!

Love me!

Player

No.

Generic Fantasy Princess

But thou must!

Love me!

Player

Jesus. Alright, if I must...

Generic Fantasy Princess

Yay!

(INT: a CASTLE somewhere)

Generic Fantasy King

Go and save the world!

Player

No.

Generic Fantasy King

Go and save the world!

Player

No.

Generic Fantasy King

Go and save the world!

Player

No.

Generic Fantasy King

Go and save the world!

Player

Fine! OK! Whatever you say!

Generic Fantasy King

The bad guy lives on an island about thirty feet away from this castle.

Player

Good. Let's break out the boat.

Generic Fantasy King

We... uh... we don't have one.

Player

God dammit.

The hero (eventually) kills the bad guy and saves the world!

 
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