(INT: Spooky Castle)
Simon Belmont (whipping enemies)
Eat oiled leather death, evil-doers!
He couldn't have at least brought a sword? What's this guy's problem?
(EXT: Spooky Battlements)
Oh, no! A ten-foot drop! Well, I can jump over that.
Inconveniently Placed Bat
That's what you think.