Tiny-Ass Walkthroughs: Black & White

Due to the extremely complex nature of this game, it can be played (and replayed!) using a number of moral paths. I have broken the walkthrough into sections to represent this.

Black & White (Good)

(EXT: A field)

Townspeople

Feed and clothe us! And build us new houses! And make your creature do little dances for us! And solve problems for us that we could easily resolve for ourselves! Eidle-eidle-ee.

Player

Sure, ok.

The BENEVOLENT HAND OF GOD solves everybody's problems, creating a race of lazy simpletons.

Creature

Look, I'm rainbow-colored. Watch me breakdance!

Black & White (Evil)

(EXT: A field)

Townspeople

Feed and clothe us! And build us new houses! And make your creature do little dances for us! And solve problems for us that we could easily resolve for ourselves! Eidle-eidle-ee.

Player

I don't think so.

The VENGEFUL HAND OF GOD sets the unbelievers' homes aflame, and casts the heathen fools into the sea, creating a race of waterlogged cinders.

Creature

Mmm, villagers. Watch me poop on this guy's head!

Black & White (Sensible)

(EXT: A field)

Townspeople

Feed and clothe us! And build us new houses! And make your creature do little dances for us! And solve problems for us that we could easily resolve for ourselves! Eidle-eidle-ee.

Player

Hey, look, I still have a copy of Civilization II!

The BORED HAND OF GOD clicks on the Civilization II icon, creating a race of ancient Romans with machine guns.

Creature (weeping)

Nobody loves me.

 
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