This Old LAN

(Somebody please shoot me.)

This old LAN, it spanned one
It spanned a BeBox I keep for fun!
With a NIC-click-ban-stick, suits are on the phone,
This LAN got kicked off @Home.

This old LAN, it spanned two
It spanned a box called my-kung-foo!
With a NIC-click-ban-stick, suits are on the phone,
This LAN got kicked off @Home.

This old LAN, it spanned three
It spanned a game box just for me!
With a NIC-click-ban-stick, suits are on the phone,
This LAN got kicked off @Home.

This old LAN, it spanned four
It spanned a porn site called skanky-whore!
With a NIC-click-ban-stick, suits are on the phone,
This LAN got kicked off @Home.

This old LAN, it spanned five
I always saw your-host is alive!
With a NIC-click-ban-stick, suits are on the phone,
This LAN got kicked off @Home.

This old LAN, it spanned six
It spanned a junker I kept to fix!
With a NIC-click-ban-stick, suits are on the phone,
This LAN got kicked off @Home.

This old LAN, it spanned seven
It spanned an NT cracker heaven!
With a NIC-click-ban-stick, suits are on the phone,
This LAN got kicked off @Home.

This old LAN, it spanned eight
It spanned a Linux box that always ran great!
With a NIC-click-ban-stick, suits are on the phone,
This LAN got kicked off @Home.

This old LAN, it spanned nine
It spanned a SUN box running WINE!
With a NIC-click-ban-stick, suits are on the phone,
This LAN got kicked off @Home.

This old LAN, it spanned ten
And now I've got to build it again...
With a NIC-click-ban-stick, suits are on the phone,
This LAN got kicked off @Home.

 
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